Double Animation Sandwich.

Ouch. In the past two days I've seen two pretty recent lame animations. I must correct myself -- THEY ARE LAME.

(have you seen 'Planet 51'? isn't it American?)

Hear it out: An American astronaut lands on some planet inhabited by green people without noses and genitals (aka: aliens). The first thing he does? well, he puts the American flag of course. What's happening later...? that's a good question -- some random events probably involving aliens who think (how surprising) that the human being is actually able to control their brains. They even know what 'zombie' means...
Is it supposed to be a children movie? I mean, it is a film for children, but in the end... it gives nothing. It has not a little bit of originality or humor. I couldn't keep watching it since it was so boring. You may say that I'm too old for it, but hell, I'm watching DD without even thinking it's stupid... and I adore Disney movies, so why would I not like a movie, rated for children... about stupid aliens and Americans... and secret bases and a stupid crazy doctor... and a girl.
I must say, the graphics are ok though, I mean, nothing special and nothing too wonderful. I'm happy at least that was good enough about this film, but again... it wasn't my style. I'm totally not into computer animation type... sorries. They just look so lame and blank most of the time. The last computer graphics film I saw was 'Tangled', oh how funny it was :)... nothing like this film, this one is just another junk.
It's just a bubble gum which we already ate... and ate... and ate... we have seen this plot already, the same jokes, the same concept in a better presentation. I find this one as a fail though.

(nah, face it, Arthur is just hotter than you are)

What the hell was wrong with the 'Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard' film? I mean, the first film was a nice half comic fantasy film... and this one was... I don't know... I wont even call it an epic fail. It wasn't epic at all.
I mean, thinking back, it was just a bunch of really bad jokes, really fast made film with hope that they will get enough money from it to make another film.
The first film wasn't too good, but enjoyable enough so I'll get a little interest in the second one, however this part... gah... they just had nothing to put there. The villain from the previous film returns (2 seconds before the film ends) and until than nothing is going on... at all. Everything was just random events with nothing too much in common, just like that. It passed by, and so 90 minutes of my life. The animation was different, and not on the good hand... everything was not on the good hand at all. Looks to me like a cheap excuse to get attention? doesn't matter though. Go watch Tangled kitties. It's so cute <3!

Everything

Well, I guess everything ends up the same. Everything fades slowly and the time changes without me noticing. Somehow, I don't even feel sad about it, because it doesn't matter anyway.
Why do people can't be friends, just like this?

Life, or something like this?

I've been wondering for a few seconds -- this weird thought crossed my mind: what the hell am I doing? I remembered my parents, that day when I kind of told them I'm not going to be any business woman, doctor or an architect. I remember how disappointed they were at that time, since I was learning law and looked pretty inspired. They hoped, probably, that their daughter will be like everyone else.

That may sound a bit crazy, I guess. "Why didn't you give birth to a normal child?", may cross those minds of the mothers who have a special child.
A normal child is rather easy to grow up; can follow a goal and be happy with what being achieved. However, thinking about this saying, I feel quite dirty, why was I born at all?

I mean, I have nothing against my ways of thinking, but sometimes they are so hard... so impossible. Wouldn't it be really easy not taking the crazy, completely random and fun pass? just, you know, live your life with regrets in some office and think to yourself: "what if"? Everyone does it, probably.

"I want money", "I want to look good when I face people", "I want to feel like I have everything I need with a good job and a good salary"... Not blaming anyone, but I find those pretty sentences blank like a lie. For me, it doesn't matter which type of life I live, it matters how I live.

I would go with working in the office, but I don't like it at all. I mean, I'm not being myself for any second of my being. Speaking to every person, I get a different character, a different color, a different tone... I'm feeling like a cloud. Would someone really stand living like this?

For me, the stage, my stage is precious... it knows me, I know it. Something like that. I feel like the only place I can be myself will be the stage.

I hate people, hate being in front of them... but I like this magical world in which for the first time I could be myself without anyone noticing. Just a small, little drop in the whole big mess around. Undercover life, undercover existence and one chance to feel like I forgot everything and became a rose.

The Tourist

The movie who passed by and did such a bad impression on my vocabulary that it couldn't stand under the pressure.

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie? Surprisingly, it was very bad... who would have thought?...
The chemistry between the two actors was, to tell the truth, really bad. For the first impression, you might see a little light in the darkness, but that's only a sweet, too sweet illusion. Oh, by the way, did anyone notice Angelina Jolie isn't able (at all) to create an atmosphere? She's just there to be pretty and wear dresses.
It looked really bad, and the director must die in shame. How can a person, who directs a movie that is going to come to the cinema (maybe it was an accident, I don't know), direct something that looks so bad? I mean, I don't know how much money they put into it, but it looked just a bit better than a movie made by a fan camera... dropping in different places around France.
A big joke actually, some inner joke that shouldn't go out of the 'fanmade' innerhalb I understand though, it's kind of fun for such big actors to take part in that sort of 'fun movie'.
I must pay attention to something Angelina Jolie actually said about her clothes at this movie, "It was odd for me, at first I felt like a little girl dressed up in my mom's clothes', She is right. It looked horrible. They dressed her up and she was always wearing something else. Always. I almost felt creepy about the fact the stylist used her as a moving doll.
I tell you, my first though was about those fanmade films where people just try to put different things and see what comes. Let's say that most of those films are not good, far from being good as well as far from being screened at the cinema.
Speaking about the plot... let's not do it, since it'll become an essay about stupid people and bad writers who believe they are something... Let's just imagine that we'd gone to a movie with a lame script and Russian gangsters all around? Agents? Criminals? Money? oh ya, and really shot cliché lines in between... wouldn't it be sweet?
Nah, that's worth watching only if you're from those who'll spend even 50 dollars on seeing the nose of either of the main actors. Elsewhat? just ignore it, it doesn't even worth it. But I must agree it looked like they had fun making it. Let's clap our hands really high and say -- YES! HAVE FUN PEOPLE. KEEP GIVING US JUNK.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

(He's coming.)

Yay for movies with Nicolas Cage! I was so way to exited to watch another movie where the awesome super awesome Nucolas Cage takes part! Since the movie where he did it through the end of the world and got not even one wound from it, I've decided to call him 'Nicolas Cage, The Untouchable' (in the spirit of yesterdays anima 'freezing'). No, I'm not serious of course, and I'm even less serious about Nicolas Cage being awesome. He just has this kind of face of... 'what the hell is happening' all the time, that makes me laugh again and again.
So, what was in this film? special effects, physics, Nicolas Cage and some other (not so important) people. I almost believe Nicolas Cage will die in this film, nah, too bad. Now back to being serious, this movie was nothing special but wasn't that half bad for a nowadays movie. It had everything you want: action, cars, sorcerers, witch and a nerd who is in love with a super hot (blone) girl, do you have anything to complain about? well I do, the main guy's acting (no, Nicolas Cage wasn't the main guy) was so bad. I mean, he looked like those poor actors dropped into some crazy unbelievable role. I say, maybe he's suited for high school films, but not for something more than acting like an idiot and doing thingy things with girls (which were the only scenes he could hardly manage around with his character).
Balthazar... ah... I like that name, makes me wanna hug the awesome hair on Nicolas Cage's head. He was pretty nice in the very manly shoes of a sorcerer. However, I was quite disappointed in many aspects, because hell... he can act, in his own way. What has gone through his mind when he stood there and did a completely average job? now I don't like Nicolas Cage anymore, since he's just as anyone else... going with the flow. No, not really, I'll just blame it on this bad made movie. After all, in 'Alice in wonderland' Johnny Depp looked like a total retarded.
Dropping out the very lame jokes and every lame name they gave things ('prime merlinian'?), the plot wasn't even worth watching. It looked like some mix between a horrible American movie about magic and a gangster film.
BUT! -- and I must put this 'but' here, since today I'm really positive because I had a 'pretty day' -- I should say children would enjoy this film (probably), and with your own good sense of humor along (screaming 'omg! that's Nicolas Cage' all the time might be fun as well), this might as well turn out to be pretty funny.
No, not because there's anything about it... just put Nicolas Cage in any possible film and I'll laugh like hell, really, it's something about his face.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

GOD! that was a horrible experience for me... one of the most annoying, paining and making you feel sick things in the world!
It's not that the movie was that bad, but hell, why for heaven's fails would every movie be done in 3D? tell me, what is the thing behind it? don't you have enough imagination in your idiotic brain to feel as if you're in the movie? Are you an idiot? no? I'm happy, since 3D shouldn't be for you than. What the hell wrong with people? don't they try using their brain?
I hate 3D, since I mostly can't watch it anyway, and this was one of the most horrible times I had. I thought for the length of the whole movie that my head is going to explode and I swear I was fighting with myself not to throw up everywhere. So many colors, so many effects... so much 3D... I swear, I'll never make a 3D movie... even if i'll die from hunger. I'm not going to take part in one, and also not going to make any -- if you're too hell dumb to watch, you can die. Really.
Now, since I feel a bit better (my head is spinning like hell, but I'll live), I'll be able to say a little word about the movie itself (since I missed the most part of it, and I'm going to watch it again NOT IN 3D).
It had nice visual effects and interesting action, but the dialogs were horribly output and as I assumed also really rushed. They are going to make more movies anyway, so why bother and rush everything so much?
The actors, sadly, are nothing more than average, as they were before. Sadly, even the main cast didn't improve or anything, they just stayed completely the same.
I must say that Narnia is one of those books I'd like to hit the author really hard for and tell him how much I hate him and want him to suffer. It's so unfair, annoying and disturbing. I like it, no offense, but I don't think that it's a book for  children at all. I remember myself as a child reading the first book and crying for about two weeks, before they took me to the hospital since I said I wont drink anymore.
I wont say they made the movie good enough than, since I had no horrible emotions, I cried a bit in the end... but mostly pained from my head ache. I hate 3D.

Noting to myself again, people are junk. Why? Since every review, every comment and EVERY possible person seeing this movie has compared it to Harry Potter. ARE YOU NUTS PEOPLE?! Harry potter, like I said before, is not your life... maybe you just suffer from a serious complex. Face it, it's not the world. And Narnia was there way before, for example, don't compare it to this junk, please.